Making edibles is one of my favorite past times with my boyfriend (one of many lol). We make the oil and insert it into a mix of our choosing. We have made cookies, cookie bars, truffles, and tonight— brownie bites.
First we bought coconut oil. We have decided coconut oil works the best. Apparently it has to do with the high fat content in coconut oil absorbing the THC more effectively.
A key component is baking the weed on 270 for about an hour and letting it rest with a tsp of Everclear before simmering in the oil to make the most potent serving.
On one of the first attempts led to the high as fuck feeling. After eating a 1/4 of a brownie each we headed to the local bar down the street to play old school arcade games and hang out. Our friends started wandering around the bar like homeless zombies; we sank into the magical abyss of the couch in the corner. The bouncer obviously kicked the zombies out and we went home to watch Scooby.
One of my favorite snacks were lemon truffles. Take lemon cookies in the food processor until it is coarsly ground. Add the oil–1/2 cupish– and mix together. Add a tablespoon of cream cheese for texture. Form balls, put in the freezer, and boom! If you want you can dip the frozen balls in melted white chocolate. I would recommend using parchment paper and letting the balls warm up slightly to avoid breaking your teeth.
The only other problem is eating too many because they are delicious! Be careful not to burn your fingers taking the pan out too!
Just a highdea
This weekend I drank 5 cups of coffee and then smoked all day… It was mind blowing. I literally was so productive, yet unstressed. Here is all the things I have done:
Baked a lemon cake
Went to the store
Dyed my hair
Made a sandwich
Okay really I just laid in the floor and “stretched”
Killed a spider
Cleaned my closet
Then at the end of it all.. I felt incredibly sick. Never ever drink 5 cups of coffee. Seriously, fuck that shit
A bad highdea
We all know that Scooby Doo is full of pot innuendoes… watching it back on Boomerang lately has proven that to be true… BUT what if none of it is real???
Maybe Shaggy is seeing Scooby talk, and Fred is like “Yo, why do you keep talking to that dog? You know he isn’t talking back right?”
And obviously the Scooby snacks are pot brownie bites…
But what if Shaggy really is seeing ghosts, because he is high as a fuck. That is why they go on all the adventures!
Just a highdea.
At first I thought about how incredibly offensive to the Amish community this commercial is…. then I realized that the Amish will never ever see it (You know.. because they don’t have TV)!!!
For real though, this is very culturally insensitive…
There is the perception you have in your head.
There is the perception you have when you actually see herself (like in a mirror or a picture)
And then there is the perception of how you think you look to other people..
So how can you ever know what you ACTUALLY look like? When I was looking in the mirror just now, I started to wonder how I really look. I personally think that I am pretty, most people around me agree, I get lots of dates and free drinks… so I think that I correct in saying I’m pretty. But HOW pretty? Do I think that I’m prettier than I really am…. or do I think that I am less attractive than I really am?
Every time I look at a picture of me I am already biased.
They say we are our worst critics… how mean are we to ourselves???? How do we get to the point where we can see ourselves unbiasedly? Can anyone ever really see something for real?
I thought that I was so high when I turned on the soccer game that my brain had literally started making things up.
I turn on the semi-final game in the 87th minute and when I saw that it was 0-7.. then 1-7…. Germany my head was not comprehending.
How is Brazil A) losing and B)losing by that much!
I don’t watch much soccer, but I never even knew a team could score that much… Every game I hear is like “This has been a really close, exciting game at 0-1.
If I had to give up one of my tastes it would be sweet.
I LOVE sweets; brownies, sugar cookies, nutella, ice-cream… it is all fantastic.
That is why I would give it up, if I couldn’t taste it then I wouldn’t eat so much of it. I think that a lot of diabetes could be cured by taking away everyone’s tastebud for sweets. (I don’t have diabetes… but it is much harder to lose 10 lbs when you want to eat cookies every time you get high). Imagine how much healthier America would be with out a craving for sugar!
Then again… it would really hurt the baking industry.